By Old Willy Longbeard
I done read in the paper this morning a story that said, “The Obama administration is expressing alarm over reports that thousands of political separatists and captured Taliban insurgents have disappeared into the hands of Pakistan’s police and security forces.”
Well now, that be the strangest thing. The president’s alarm clock goes off over something like that, but he regularly sends those drone airplane things up in the air and zaps hundreds of people dead with them and no alarms go off then.
I thinks he’s got some strange alarm clocks.