Sunday, November 20, 2011

Dr. Joe

Spoof Column
   Dear Dr. TinkerJoe,
   There is a home eight houses away from me that blasts music very loudly. It invades my house. I can’t escape it. I can’t even sleep.
   Sometimes the people in the house even leave their music blaring when they are not at home.
   Dr. Joe, do you think it would be OK if I borrowed my cousin Nukeoff’s tank and drove over there when they are not home and blow their house to bits?
   Sincerely,
   Exasperated

 

   Dear Exasperated,
   No!  No!  No! Exasperated, don’t do that. For sure not.
   The tank tracks would cut up the pavement in the street and you could get in a lot of trouble for that.
   It would be better to use Rocket Propelled Grenades. Lob one at the front door, one at the back and one onto the roof as a finishing touch.
   You could probably pick one up at Wal-Mart or from some select Indian Reserves.
   Sincerely Yours,
   Dr. TinkerJoe


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