Saturday, December 31, 2011

Less Government

Government exists to perform a small number of discrete tasks that are difficult to perform through voluntary means. Beyond that, government is a liability, not an asset — and one that needs to be removed from our balance sheets. - Editorial from the Carolina Journal, September 2011

Friday, December 30, 2011

Thursday, December 29, 2011

The Compassion of Dr. Ron Paul

   CBS gave him 90 seconds to speak in a one hour televised debate.
   The powers that be don’t want him as president. He isn’t one of their own. He is against war and the government intruding into people’s lives.
   As with anyone who they don’t want to contend, the corporate media denounce, falsify and marginalize them
   Lately they are pushing the racist card on Ron Paul.
   Truth doesn’t stop them.

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Just a Bit More, Guys

   President Barack Obama is expected to ask to increase the borrowing limit by another $1.2 trillion.
   The debt limit currently stands at $15.194 trillion and would increase to $16.394 trillion.

Friday, December 16, 2011

Angels At Work?

   At Kmart stores around the US anonymous donors are walking in and paying off the layaway accounts of complete strangers. It seems to have started in Michigan, but the holiday spirit spread. Kmart says the stealth benefactors usually ask for accounts that include toys.
   At one store in Omaha, Nebraska, a dozen accounts were paid off in the last 10 days. At another Kmart in Tennessee, a young father was in line waiting to pay down a bit of his account when a woman stepped up and paid it for him.


Sunday, December 11, 2011

Dr. TinkerJoe ... December 11, 2011

 Spoof Column
   Dear Doctor Joe,
    I heard ur good at helpin peeple so i thoght i wood ask.
   How kan I get my boy outta jail??? He’s in thar for 75 yeers (or maybee 75 days, i forget).
   I has tryied the normal methods like dynomite and tryied shooting threw the visitor glass with a gun but its purdy strong cuz bullets bounced back and hit the gard. He was hardly hurt at all but he carried on like it was the end of the world.
   So it would be luvly if u cud tell me what to do quik like so my son can get out of jail.
   a fed up with police mother

   Dear FedUp,
   Breaking someone out of jail is very hard to do.
   Fortunately for you I have two plans!
   Here is plan A. Since it is hard to break into jail, we’ll get the authorities to bring your boy out!
   This is what you do. Buy two very large amounts of marijuana, say fifty pounds each. Your local biker gang can help you out with this.
   Take the first amount and wrap it up good and mail it to the prison guards at the jail. For a return address use the Prison Guard Union address. That way the dope is both coming from them and going to them.
   Take the second amount of marijuana and hide it in the woods down by the railway tracks.
   Now, when the package you mailed gets to the prison, phone the police and tell them the guards are getting a large marijuana shipment, which will be true.
   They will attend and arrest all the prison guards. At this point your son is to yell out from his cell, “I know where there is more!”
   The police will ask him where and he will say, “In the woods down by the railway tracks.”
   At this point, call the army and tell them to get to the railway tracks quick! This is very important.
   The police will take your son to the woods down by the railway tracks and he will show them the second stash of dope.
   The police will ask, with the army present, how he knew the marijuana was there. This is where he says, “Because the police put it here every week for the prison guards to pick-up!”
   At this point, the army will arrest the police.
   With all the prison guards and police arrested, there is no one left to hold your son and he can just walk away. Neat, huh!
   If you don’t like Plan A, you can use Plan B. I like it better myself. It is not as fun, but it is so much simpler.
   Here is Plan B. Go into the games area of your house and get the monopoly game. Take the Get Out Of Jail Card Free Card and take it down to the prison. Give to the guard on duty and your son will get out. Simple, huh?
   If possible, it is best to go down after midnight when Officer Dosey is on duty. He likes Monopoly and could use an extra card.
   Hope this helps you.
   At Your Service
   Dr. TinkerJoe

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Saturday, December 10, 2011

Outer View ... By Old Willy Longbeard ... December 10, 2011

Outer View
By Old Willy Longbeard
   It be a real puzzler to me, for sure!
   When politicians have to vote on some matter that affects their friends, or a company or an organization that they belong to, they step aside and don’t participate. They say they have a conflict of interest.
   But when they votes themselves a salary increase, or vote themselves some nice benefits, then all that conflict of interest stuff just up and disappears. It goes poof just like it never existed at all.
   That be a strange thing. That be a real head-scratcher that be!
   What do you think?
   ‘Til next time.

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Commercials Banned By Major Networks As Too Political

   Major television and cable TV networks refused to air these ads on the grounds that they were “too political.”
   Google TV has broken this censorship by the establishment media, and made it possible for DISH and DirecTV to begin airing the ads.
   This resulted in the ads airing on the very networks that turned them down.

Sunday, December 4, 2011


   If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.” – James Madison.

Friday, December 2, 2011

Real Sentence --- Man Gets Life For Rape --- No Parole

   The man found guilty in late September of raping a young woman he kidnapped from a Target parking lot was sentenced to life in prison. He will not be eligible for parole.
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