Friday, April 21, 2017

Robot Tax

Workers pay a lot of money in taxes. Robots replace workers. Therefore, robots should pay taxes.

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Saturday, April 1, 2017

Trump Signs Stunning Exec Order

In a land shaking, stunning event, President Donald Trump signed an executive order last night returning Alaska back to Russia for an undisclosed amount of money.

The White House offered no immediate comment except to admit that the funds would help pay off the national debt.

The Kremlin welcomed the news saying Alaska rightfully belonged to them and they were pleased to see it returned.

The Canadian Government was too stoned to reply to this sudden announcement.

And today is April 1st.