In a land shaking, stunning event, President Donald Trump signed an executive order last night returning
back to Russia
for an undisclosed amount of money.
The White House offered no immediate comment except to admit that the funds would help pay off the national debt.
The Kremlin welcomed the news saying
rightfully belonged to them and they were pleased to see it returned.
The Canadian Government was too stoned to reply to this sudden announcement.
And today is April 1st.