Q: Can you play in the school yard after school?
8-Year Old: Sure, but you can’t do anything.
8-Year Old: Well, I mean you can take a baseball, but not a bat. Or a Lacrosse racquet. They are weapons. Not even a hockey stick. And you can’t take trading cards because if you get a good deal in a trade, it may cause a fight. And you can play tag, but there is no touching allowed.
8-Year Old: And you can’t even use a small bouncy ball. But you can use cell phones and tablets.