Thursday, August 27, 2020

NEWS SUMMARY

Condensed summary of today’s mainstream media:
THERE IS NO GOOD NEWS TODAY
and
ALL ROADS LEAD TO A VACCINE.

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

The headline says, CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES THE WORST STORM SINCE 1889.

Umm. Wait a sec. If the one in 1889 was worse, how did that happen?

SOCIAL JUSTICE

Theft-free looting! Social justice, or you don't want to work?


https://twitter.com/i/status/1298808654716698625

Sunday, August 23, 2020

The Eyes Did It

Farmers in Botswana let their cattle roam free in the daytime and lions often kill them.

 Solution: they painted giant eyes on the bums of the cattle. Not one lost in four years now.

 Trying to sell that idea must have been a tough job at first.

Well said. Agree or don't agree, it was an honest, well-spoken, un-masked expression on a social situation.

Monday, August 17, 2020

Friday, August 14, 2020

Satire

Warning to those who have drunk too much government kool-aid: this is called satirical humour. It is not to be taken seriously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swIBSOaTGGc&feature=youtu.be

Tuesday, August 4, 2020

Sunday, August 2, 2020

The New Police


Minneapolis Police have instructed their residents to give up their wallets, purses and cell phones when asked.

This will probably cut down on injuries and police confrontations.

Citizens are asked instead to call police with a clear description of the robbers.

They did not say how you are to call the police with this time sensitive-immediately-crucial information when your phones have just been stolen.

It is believed tipping is not necessary at this time.

A Bit Of Freedom For A While


Some weeks back, I saw a local restaurant offer a full meal and a beer delivered to your house for $15. Seemed a good deal to me and very simple and human. Very natural.

But I also thought, how did we ever get to to point where that was ---and probably will again be --- an illegal act?

Why do we elect people who create such laws -- to make such basic, simple, harmless, enjoyable and everyday services forbidden?

Feel The Pain

If the government leaders have ordered the economy to a full stop, and the economy fully supports their wages and benefits, shouldn’t their wages and benefits have come to a full stop too?
Or if the economy dropped 40%, shouldn’t their wages and benefits drop 40% too?
Feel the pain like everyone else! Share the pain. Don’t expect us to fully support your continued lavishness.

Saturday, August 1, 2020

Against The Tide


What A Child Sees

A man decided he had enough of California and moved his family to Montana.
On the way, they stopped a few moments at the Venetian in Las Vegas. “To show them what Babylon looks like,” The dad said.
His five-year-old daughter looked all around with amazed eyes and then made these two observations: “They have plastic straws here! Can I keep one?” and “No one here wears masks!”

Not The CNN/CBC doctor.

https://www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/health/2020/july/covid-doc-says-hydroxychloroquine-highly-effective-and-fears-are-overblown-now-fda-chief-admits-it-might-help-nbsp?utm_source=Iterable&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=cbn-eu-cbnnewspm&utm_content=200731-1406573&fbclid=IwAR0UC_PRovW0_5R84WbFY9NF6dajo41GpjkmkaAKG1oojwBTKJdrs43KERc